That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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