Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
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Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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