so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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