I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I'm passing your future prison.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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