Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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