Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
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i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
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Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
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