She's JV to your varsity
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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