WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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