yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
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