i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
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I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
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I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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