I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
