i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Randomize
