The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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