pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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