physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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