What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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