Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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