Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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