found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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