Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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