It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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