I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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