Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Couch. On fire.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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