I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
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you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
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There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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