Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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