Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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