I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
i now understand why vodka
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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