Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
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Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
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I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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