Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
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Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
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There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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