So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
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Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
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I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize