The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
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i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
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He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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