Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
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There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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