In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
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She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
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Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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