Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
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i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
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"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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