Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
your room smells of hookers.
And success
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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