ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
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Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
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Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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