this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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