I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
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And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
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he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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