organizing the empties. That sober.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
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wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
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He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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