Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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