We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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