apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
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