Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
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