Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
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