I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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