all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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