Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
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woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
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Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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