How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
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The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
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Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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