I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Randomize