Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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