I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
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She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
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I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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