you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
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there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
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They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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