He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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