you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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