I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
you win again, gameday.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
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